Inspirational Funny Quotes

42 Inspirational Funny Quotes

Without inspiration our life is nothing. We lose the hope to move forward with our life. Daily life becomes boring if we don’t get to laugh or inspired. If you are looking for inspiration then we got it covered for you.  In this article, we will share inspirational funny quotes.
These wise sayings and humor phrases will bring a smile to your face or someone you care about. It will give a glimpse of hope to move forward with life and gives your motivation to reach your goal.

We need laughter in our life, it is the best medicine for our soul. Laughter helps to reduce our stress, it lowers the blood pressure and gives us an excellent ab workout. Laughter helps to releases endorphins. Our collection of inspirational funny quotes will surely bring chuckles and make you feel nostalgic.
 Inspirational Funny Quotes

Inspirational Funny Quotes

  1. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
  2. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.”
  3. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
  4. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
  5. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
  6.  “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.”
  7. “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.”
  8. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.”
  9. ‘It takes sunshine and rain to make a rainbow. There would be no rainbows without sunshine and rain.”
  10. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
  11. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
  12. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
  13. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.”
  14. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
  15. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.”
  16. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.”
  17. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”
  18. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.”
  19. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.”
  20. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
  21. “You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!”
  22. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
  23. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.”
  24. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.”
  25. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
  26. “What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. – coolfunnyquotes.com
  27. “It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. Anony – coolfunnyquotes.com
  28. “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.”
  29. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
  30. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!”
  31. “Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!”
  32. “The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible”
  33. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
  34. “Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”
  35. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
  36. “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.”
  37. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office”
  38. “If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.”
  39. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
  40. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
  41. “Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.”
  42. “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.”

 Inspirational Funny Quotes

Inspiration In Our Life Is Important

When it comes to inspire or motivate someone, the first thing that strives into our head is some serious talk. But if the inspiring sayings are delivered with sarcasm and humor, it will make us laugh and be evergreen in our memory. We always recall funny things in our life.

These inspirational funny quotes will bring a smile to your face, you will get to find humor, laughter and a few wise words. Our collection are taken from famous people and others. This humoristic inspiration will help you to face all the challenges in life.

Most of the quotes shared above are meant to inspire you and others, we know that this wisdom and funny sayings will not solve all the problems in your life, but least it will give you a sort of relief of every day of your busy life. Let us know in the comment below which inspirational funny quotes are inspiring to you.